Why FunkyBedz Doesn’t Do Black Friday Sales and Why That Is a Good Thing

Bed Expert October 27, 2025

Why Funkybedz Doesn’t Do Black Friday Sales (and Why That’s a Good Thing)

Every November, inboxes fill up with flashing headlines like “LIMITED TIME DEAL!” and “BIGGEST SALE EVER!” It is a frenzy of discounts and impulse buys. Here at Funkybedz, we take a deep breath, sip our Yorkshire tea, and carry on doing what we do best. We create handcrafted beds that look amazing, feel incredible, and last for years.

We do not take part in Black Friday. We never have. We never will. And before you think we have lost the plot, let us explain why this is actually good news for you, your home, and your sleep.

1. Honest Prices All Year Round

Let us be real for a moment. Many so-called massive discounts you see in November are not genuine. Prices are often inflated before being "cut" down for effect. We would rather be upfront about pricing from day one.

At Funkybedz, we believe in fairness. Our bed frames, divan beds and mattresses are priced honestly all year. You are paying for quality materials, skilled craftsmanship, and Yorkshire-made reliability. There are no mark-ups, no tricks, and no last-minute panic buys. Just genuine value every single day.

2. Real Craftsmanship Cannot Be Discounted

Each Funkybedz product is made by hand in our Yorkshire workshop. We do not import cheap parts or use mass production lines. Every ottoman storage bed, wingback frame and Chesterfield bed is built by skilled makers who take pride in every stitch and screw.

That level of care has value. It supports local jobs, sustainable manufacturing, and timeless design. We do not reduce the price of that craftsmanship for one weekend of marketing hype. We price it right from the start so you always get a fair deal.

3. We Prefer Calm Decisions Over Panic Buying

Black Friday thrives on chaos. People rush to buy before thinking if they really need what is in their basket. We do not want your bed to be a rushed decision. Choosing a bed should be calm, enjoyable, and thoughtful.

Take your time. Explore our gas lift storage beds, TV beds, and memory foam mattresses. Imagine how they will look in your room. Read about fabrics, comfort, and storage. Then decide when you are ready. That is how you find the perfect bed, not by clicking in a panic at midnight.

If you want something personal, our You Design, We Deliver service helps you create a bed that is fully yours. No timers, no rush, just proper design made simple.

4. We Support Makers, Not Marketers

While many companies spend fortunes on flashy campaigns, we invest in people. When you buy from Funkybedz, you are supporting local Yorkshire makers who build every bed by hand. Each order keeps traditional skills alive and supports small family workshops.

Instead of "doorbuster" deals, we call it "Support Local Friday." Every Funkybedz bed is a celebration of craftsmanship and community. That is something you can feel proud to sleep on.

5. Sustainability Over Short-Term Discounts

Black Friday encourages overconsumption. Buy now, think later. That is not our style. We focus on sustainability, both in materials and in mindset. We use responsibly sourced timber and durable fabrics so our beds last for years.

Our orthopaedic mattresses and pocket sprung mattresses are designed to provide comfort and support night after night. Buying once and buying well is far better for the planet than chasing disposable bargains every year.

6. Our Best Offer Never Ends

We do have an offer. It just happens to last all year. The offer is this: transparent prices, handcrafted quality, and exceptional comfort made in Yorkshire. That is the Funkybedz promise.

When you shop with us, your bed is made to order. It is not sitting in a warehouse waiting to be cleared out. It is crafted just for you, using the materials and fabric you choose. That is better than any limited-time discount.

7. Real Value Comes From Real Sleep

True value is not measured by how much you save in November. It is in how well you sleep for years to come. A handcrafted Funkybedz frame with a quality mattress is an investment in comfort, style, and durability. You will feel the difference every night.

We do not need 70 percent off stickers to show value. Our customers already know that Yorkshire craftsmanship speaks for itself. So while the rest of the internet chases sale alerts, we will be here doing what we do best. Building beds worth dreaming in.

Final Thoughts

We understand that people love a good deal. But what we offer is better. Honest prices, handmade quality, and peace of mind. That is what you get with Funkybedz all year round.

If you are ready to invest in proper sleep, explore our storage beds, super king frames, and sleep calculator to find your perfect match. Good sleep should never depend on a sale day.

FAQs

Do you ever offer sales?
We occasionally run small promotions or bundles, but never inflated prices or fake discounts. Our pricing is fair all year.
Why are Funkybedz prices the same all year?
We price honestly from the start. You get top-quality materials and craftsmanship without the marketing fluff that makes other prices swing up and down.
Are Funkybedz products made in the UK?
Yes, every Funkybedz bed is handcrafted in Yorkshire by skilled makers who care about quality.
Do you offer custom options?
Yes, our You Design, We Deliver service lets you personalise fabrics, storage, and style to create something completely unique.
Why is Funkybedz different from other brands?
We do not mass-produce. We do not inflate prices. We build quality beds that look beautiful and last. That is it.