Crew

 

Crew

We could tell you Funkybedz is powered by craftsmanship and customer service. Really it is powered by people, a crew of dreamers, doers, makers and movers, plus one cheeky Monke. Each one has a story. Together we make Funkybedz more than a bed shop. It is a personality you can sleep on.

Inspiration
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Mr Fab

Chief Inspiration Officer

Tried running more things at once than most people can name, then decided beds were the one thing worth losing sleep over. The spark and the ideas guy. Thinks what if a bed is also a conversation starter, then convinces the rest of us to make it happen.

Sleep is serious business, selling it should be fun.
Based in Silicon Batley
Mascot
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Monke

Head of Mischief and Mascot

Came from nowhere, stayed forever. Naps on prototypes, photobombs team shots, has a loyal fanbase. Inside the warehouse he is the true boss and keeper of the fun.

If it is not fun, I am not climbing on it.
Favourite spot, the showroom window
Workshop
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Crafty Chris

Bed Whisperer

From fixing wobbly chairs in grandad’s shed to running the Funkybedz workshop, sawdust in the veins and jump test always passed. Every joint solid, every stitch neat, every frame built to last.

A good bed creaks only when you want it to.
Loves a neat mitre
Care
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Dreamy Dee

Customer Happiness Guru

Has explained the difference between a double and a small double more times than anyone on earth. With patience, humour and quick replies, turns stressed shoppers into happy sleepers.

There are no silly questions, except asking if a single fits two.
Here to help
Delivery
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Lively Liam

Logistics Ninja

Once delivered a sofa up seven flights of stairs and called it leg day. Knows the angle for a super king through a tight hallway and the words to calm the neighbour when the van blocks the drive.

Every bed gets home safe, even if a window comes off.
Nationwide routes
Style
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Visionary Vee

Style Scout

Spots a trend before it hits TikTok. Picks fabrics, plays with colour, keeps Funkybedz looking brilliant in your feed and in your bedroom.

If it does not get likes, it does not get made.
Swatch queen
Comfort
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Sleepy Sam

Mattress Maestro

Former insomniac turned mattress tester. Calls it research, we call it napping with purpose. The comfort compass that keeps every mattress worthy of the name.

If I do not snore, it is not Funky enough.
Prefers medium firm
Web
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Techy Tasha

Web Wizard

Built a website for her cat and it went viral. Now keeps Funkybedz fast, tidy and ready to sell while you scroll. If checkout runs smooth, thank Tasha.

Code by day, cat memes by night.
Pixel perfect

The Funkybedz Crew is bigger than this. More characters, one cheeky Monke, and more bed stories than you can dream of. We do not do boring. We do bold, comfy and a little bit cheeky.