The 2026 Deep-Clean Guide: How to Keep Your Bed Looking, Smelling & Feeling Fresh as a Yorkshire Breeze
If you’re anything like us, your bed is the true MVP of the house. It’s where you kip, where you scroll TikTok for “just five minutes”, and where you swear you’ll fold your laundry… someday. But like owt that’s used daily, it needs a proper spruce-up now and again. So here’s your fuss-free, Funkybedz-approved guide to keeping your bed sparkling fresh in 2026 . without faffing about or spending a fortune.
Whether you’ve got an ottoman storage bed, a lush upholstered beauty, or a classic wooden frame, these tips will keep things looking sharper than a new haircut from your favourite barber.
1. Start With the Foundations: The Mattress
Your mattress is like your nan it never complains, but it deserves better. For starters, whip off the bedding and give the mattress a good vacuum. Yes, really. Use the upholstery attachment to get rid of dust, crumbs, and whatever mysterious bits appear out of nowhere.
If you’re using a memory foam mattress, avoid soaking it that’s a one-way ticket to mould city. Stick to spot cleaning with a mild solution. And while you’re at it, rotate your mattress every 3 months to stop it sagging like an overworked sofa.
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2. Upholstered Beds Need Special Love
Ah, upholstered beds soft, classy, and occasionally dust-collecting divas. Lucky for you, they’re easier to clean than most think. A weekly once-over with the vacuum keeps the fabric looking fresh.
Spill owt? Blot it immediately. Rubbing only makes it worse (same as life, really). Use a fabric-safe cleaner and always test in a hidden spot first so you don’t accidentally create abstract art.
3. Wooden Beds: The Low-Maintenance Heroes
Wooden frames are proper sturdy and don’t kick up much fuss. Just dust them weekly and use a microfibre cloth with a tiny splash of wood-friendly polish. Don’t use anything too harsh , it’ll strip the finish faster than a Yorkshire brew disappears on a cold morning.
Keep them away from long-term sunlight, too unless you’re after that “I forgot to rotate it for 3 years” two-tone look.
4. For Ottoman Beds: Clean the Storage, Not Just the Surface
Aye, we know you’ve been using your ottoman for hiding Christmas presents or stuffing jumpers you’ll “wear again one day.” But it needs love inside too.
- Remove everything once every two months
- Hoover the inside base
- Wipe down with a gentle antibacterial spray
- Let it air out before putting your clutter — sorry, valuables — back
It’s also a good moment to ask yourself, “Do I really need that t-shirt from 2010?”
5. Metal Beds: Wipe, Dry, Done
Metal beds are easy-peasy. Just wipe with a damp cloth and dry immediately to avoid rust spots. If you spot marks, a dab of mild detergent does the job. Avoid abrasive pads unless you fancy sanding your bed by accident.
6. Keep the Air Fresh — It Matters!
No bed can stay truly fresh if your bedroom air is stuffier than a packed bus on a rainy Tuesday. Crack a window, use light linen sprays, and wash bedding weekly. Yes, weekly. No cheating.
If you’ve got allergies, investing in protective covers is a game-changer. Your nose will thank you.
FAQs
How often should I deep-clean my bed?
Every 2–3 months is ideal, though weekly quick cleans keep things tidy.
Can I steam clean my upholstered bed?
You can, but only if the fabric care label says it’s safe. When in doubt, spot clean only.
What’s the best way to reduce bed odours?
Ventilation, regular sheet washing, and a sprinkle of bicarbonate of soda on the mattress (leave for 30 minutes before vacuuming).
How do I prevent mould under my ottoman bed?
Don’t overfill the storage, improve bedroom airflow, and clean the base regularly.
When should I replace my mattress?
Every 7–10 years or when it starts feeling like you’re sleeping in a crater.
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