Spills, Stains & Squeaks: The No-Panic Guide to Keeping Your Bed Looking Brand New

Let’s be honest. Your bed has seen some things. Spilled brews, sweaty summers, muddy paws, rogue biscuits and that one time someone thought eating noodles in bed was a good idea. We’re not here to judge. We’re here to fix it.

This is your proper, no-nonsense Care & Maintenance guide for keeping your Funkybedz bed looking sharp, smelling fresh and staying solid for years. No overcomplicated cleaning rituals. No weird hacks involving vinegar and hope. Just real advice from people who actually build beds.

First Things First: Don’t Panic

A spill or stain doesn’t mean your bed is ruined. Most damage happens when people panic and scrub like they’re sanding a fence.

The golden rule is simple. Act quickly, gently and sensibly.

How to Clean Upholstered Bed Frames Properly

Fabric beds look brilliant. They’re soft, stylish and instantly make a bedroom feel more grown up. They also need a bit of TLC.

Regular Cleaning (The Easy Bit)

Once a week, give your bed frame a quick vacuum using a soft brush attachment.

• Focus on headboards and seams
• Don’t forget the sides and base
• Keep suction low

This stops dust and debris from working their way into the fabric over time.

If you’re unsure about your material, our fabric care page breaks it down nicely.

Spot Cleaning Spills

Spilled tea, coffee or wine happens to the best of us.

Blot the area immediately with a clean, dry cloth. Do not rub. Ever.

Use a mild fabric cleaner or a small amount of warm water with gentle detergent. Test on a hidden area first, then dab lightly.

Let it air dry fully before using the bed again.

Mattress Mishaps and How to Handle Them

Your mattress does most of the work when it comes to sleep quality, so keeping it clean matters more than people realise.

Always Use a Mattress Protector

If you take one thing from this blog, make it this.

A mattress protector protects against spills, sweat, allergens and life in general. It’s removable, washable and far easier to clean than a mattress.

It also helps extend the life of your mattress from our mattress collection.

Cleaning a Mattress Spill

If a spill does reach the mattress, blot immediately. Sprinkle bicarbonate of soda on the area and leave it for several hours to absorb moisture and odour. Vacuum gently.

Never soak a mattress. That way lies regret.

Let Your Mattress Breathe

Once a month, strip the bed and let the mattress air out for a few hours. Open a window and let fresh air do its thing.

This keeps things fresher and helps prevent odours.

Storage Beds: Clean Inside Too

Storage beds are absolute heroes when it comes to hiding clutter. But out of sight should not mean out of mind.

If you’ve got an ottoman bed, give the storage area a quick vacuum every few months.

• Remove items and clean the base
• Wipe down hard surfaces
• Check for dust build-up

This keeps things fresh and prevents musty smells building up.

Squeaks, Creaks and Beds That Talk Back

If your bed has started making noise, it’s not being dramatic. It just needs attention.

Common Causes of Squeaks

• Loose bolts
• Uneven flooring
• Slats rubbing against the frame

Grab the tools, tighten everything up and check the bed is level.

If you need guidance, the assembly instructions are your best mate.

Looking After Bed Slats

Slats don’t get much love, but they are crucial.

Check them every few months for cracks, warping or slipping out of place. Make sure sprung slats are curved upwards and evenly spaced.

Good slat support means better mattress performance and better sleep.

Pets, Kids and Real Life Wear

Bedrooms aren’t showrooms. They’re lived in.

If you’ve got pets or kids, throws and covers are a smart move. They protect fabric and are easy to wash.

Regular cleaning stops small issues becoming permanent reminders.

Odours and Freshness

If your bed or mattress starts smelling less than fresh, ventilation is key.

Avoid heavy sprays or perfumes. Fresh air, light cleaning and regular bedding changes work far better.

If smells persist, it may be time to assess whether the mattress is reaching the end of its life. Our mattress lifespan calculator is a good place to start.

When Maintenance Isn’t Enough

No bed lasts forever, even with perfect care.

Signs it might be time to replace include:

• Permanent dips or sagging
• Persistent discomfort
• Noise that keeps returning

If you’re unsure whether it’s the bed frame or mattress causing issues, our sleep calculator can help pinpoint the problem.

Why Funkybedz Beds Are Built for Real Homes

At Funkybedz, we design beds to handle real life. Solid frames, quality fabrics and smart storage solutions built with Yorkshire grit.

We don’t expect you to live like a minimalist monk. We just want your bed to keep up.

If you ever need help or advice, our team is always happy to help.

FAQs: Bed Cleaning & Maintenance

Can I use steam cleaners on my bed

No. Steam can damage fabrics and internal components.

How often should I clean my bed frame

Light cleaning weekly, deeper cleaning every few months.

What causes most bed stains

Spills, sweat and not using a mattress protector.

How do I stop my bed smelling musty

Ventilation, regular cleaning and airing the mattress.

Is it normal for beds to loosen over time

Yes. Regular checks keep everything solid.

Final Thoughts: A Little Care Goes a Long Way

Your bed looks after you every night. Looking after it in return is only fair.

With a bit of regular cleaning and sensible maintenance, your Funkybedz bed will stay comfy, sturdy and stylish for years.

Less stress. Better sleep. Yorkshire approved.