The 2026 Deep-Cleaning Blueprint for Every Bed Frame (Without Losing Your Weekend to It)

Bed Expert December 4, 2025

The 2026 Deep-Cleaning Blueprint for Every Bed Frame (Without Losing Your Weekend to It)

Let’s be honest, love , nobody wakes up excited for “deep cleaning day.” But much like paying your council tax or pretending you didn’t eat the last biscuit, it has to be done. And when it comes to deep cleaning your bed frame and mattress, doing it right means you’ll sleep better, breathe easier, and feel like a domestic legend.

Here at Funkybedz, we’re on a mission to keep homes across the UK looking fresh and fabulous , without turning your weekend upside-down. This 2026 bed deep-cleaning blueprint works for every bed type: upholstered beds, velvet stunners, wooden beauties, and space-saving ottoman storage beds. And yes, even if your mattress has been through a few questionable snack sessions.

Let’s grab the hoover, crack open a window, and get your bed frame looking brand spanking new.

The Ultimate 2026 Bed Deep-Cleaning Schedule

Before you get stuck in, here’s the ideal 2026 cleaning rhythm for a fresh, healthy bed:

Weekly: Quick dust, vacuum, air out the bedding.
Monthly: Fabric spot cleaning, frame wipe-downs, slat checks.
Every 3 months: Mattress rotation, storage clearing.
Every 6 months: Full deep clean — today’s mission.

Deep cleaning isn’t just about looking tidy. It helps reduce allergens, keeps fabrics fresh, and stops nasty surprises brewing underneath the mattress.

Step-by-Step: Deep Cleaning Upholstered Beds

Your upholstered bed gives your room that warm, “I’ve got my life together” energy. But dust and oils love fabric, so a proper deep clean is essential.

1. Start with a Hoover

Use your soft brush attachment and vacuum the entire frame yes, even the back. Pay attention to seams and creases where dust loves to hide.

2. Tackle Stains

Make a bowl of warm water with a drop of mild detergent. Dip a cloth, wring it out, then dab gently. Never scrub like you’re trying to remove 2020 from your memory , fabric doesn’t like aggression.

3. Deodorise Naturally

Sprinkle a small amount of bicarbonate of soda over the fabric. Leave for an hour, then vacuum it up. Fresh as a daisy.

Deep Cleaning Velvet Beds (With No Drama)

Velvet looks bougie, feels soft, and screams luxury , but it does need careful cleaning.

Vacuum using the upholstery tool
Use a soft brush to lift crushed fibres
Dab stains with diluted washing-up liquid
Let it dry naturally — no hairdryers, love

Once cleaned, run a steamer lightly over the fabric to revive the plush texture. Your velvet bed will be looking so posh even your mum will comment.

Deep Cleaning Wooden Bed Frames

Wood is strong, timeless, and forgiving , but it still needs a bit of polish to stay looking sharp.

1. Remove Dust Properly

Use a microfiber cloth to wipe every inch, including slats. Wooden beds collect dust faster than a windowsill in winter.

2. Clean with the Right Products

Mix warm water with a tiny drop of dish soap. Wipe the frame gently, then dry immediately. Never leave moisture sitting on wood it’ll complain.

3. Polish It Up

Finish with a wood-safe polish for that smooth, luxurious finish.

Deep Cleaning Ottoman Beds & Storage Beds

Ottoman and storage beds hide a whole world underneath sometimes forgotten Christmas presents, gym clothes, the odd shoe, and memories you didn’t intend to store.

1. Empty It Completely

Take everything out. Yes, everything. No cheating.

2. Vacuum Inside

Hoover corners, edges, and base panels. Dust builds up surprisingly fast in closed spaces.

3. Wipe Hinges & Side Panels

Use a damp cloth for the frame interior and a dry cloth for metal components. Hinges don’t like wetness — they like respect.

4. Check the Gas Lifts

If your bed lifts unevenly or feels heavy on one side, the pistons may need cleaning or replacing. We can help with that — just give Funkybedz a shout.